When Your Roommate is a Vampire (and Your Heart is in Danger): A Review of My Roommate is a Vampire
Let’s be honest — we’ve all had interesting roommates.
Let’s be honest — we’ve all had interesting roommates. The one who never does the dishes, the one who blasts music at 3 a.m., or the one who mysteriously eats all your snacks. But what if your roommate was a vampire? Not the sparkly, brooding kind, but the real deal — ancient, mysterious, and maybe just a little bit dangerous. That’s exactly what Jenna Levine serves up in My Roommate is a Vampire, and let me tell you, it’s a wild, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt ride.
If you’re looking for a book that blends humor, romance, and a dash of the supernatural, this is it. It’s quirky, it’s charming, and it’s the kind of story that will make you laugh out loud while secretly wishing your own roommate was a centuries-old vampire with impeccable manners and a killer sense of style.
The Plot That Kept Me Hooked
The story follows Cassie Greenberg, a struggling artist in Chicago who’s desperate for affordable housing. When she stumbles upon an ad for a room in a gorgeous brownstone with rent that’s suspiciously low, she jumps at the chance. The catch? Her new roommate, Frederick J. Fitzwilliam, is… well, a vampire.
At first, Cassie thinks Frederick is just an eccentric weirdo with a penchant for old-fashioned clothes and a strict no-sunlight policy. But as she starts to notice his strange habits — like his aversion to garlic, his nocturnal lifestyle, and the fact that he doesn’t seem to have a reflection — she realizes there’s more to him than meets the eye.
What follows is a hilarious and heartwarming story of two unlikely roommates navigating their differences, forming an unexpected bond, and maybe, just maybe, falling in love along the way.
But this isn’t just a quirky rom-com with a supernatural twist. It’s a story about finding connection in the most unexpected places. Cassie, with her sarcastic wit and determination to make it as an artist, is the perfect foil to Frederick’s old-world charm and brooding intensity. Their dynamic is electric, filled with banter that will make you laugh out loud and moments that will leave you swooning.
As Cassie and Frederick grow closer, they begin to peel back each other’s layers. Cassie learns that Frederick isn’t just a vampire; he’s a man burdened by centuries of loneliness and regret. And Frederick discovers that Cassie isn’t just a struggling artist; she’s a fiercely independent woman with dreams bigger than she dares to admit.
Their relationship is a slow burn, filled with tension, humor, and heart. There’s the time Frederick tries to cook dinner for Cassie, only to realize he has no idea how modern appliances work. Or the moment Cassie drags Frederick to a modern art gallery, where he hilariously critiques every piece with the seriousness of a 19th-century art critic.
But beneath the laughs and the awkward moments, there’s a deeper emotional core. Cassie’s journey of self-discovery and Frederick’s struggle to reconcile his past with his present make for a story that’s as touching as it is entertaining.
And then there’s the romance. Oh, the romance! It’s not just about the chemistry between Cassie and Frederick (though there’s plenty of that). It’s about two people who find solace in each other, who see past the surface and into the heart of who they truly are.
Frederick: The Vampire Who Stole My Heart
Let’s talk about Frederick J. Fitzwilliam. He’s not your typical vampire. Sure, he’s got the whole “tall, dark, and handsome” thing going on, but he’s also awkward, endearing, and surprisingly sweet. Imagine Mr. Darcy crossed with Dracula, and you’ve got Frederick.
One of the most swoon-worthy moments in the book is when Frederick says, “I may not need to breathe, but you, Cassie, take my breath away.” I mean, come on. How does a centuries-old vampire manage to be so smooth?
But what really makes Frederick stand out is his vulnerability. Beneath his stoic exterior is a man (well, vampire) who’s lonely, misunderstood, and just trying to find his place in the modern world. His journey from a reclusive immortal to someone who’s willing to open his heart is both touching and relatable.
The Coffee Scene: A Masterclass in ‘Awkward Charm’
One of the funniest and most endearing moments in the book is when Frederick attempts to order coffee for the first time. Picture this: a centuries-old vampire, dressed in his usual Victorian-era attire, standing in a modern coffee shop, utterly bewildered by the menu. [It had me hooked, just imagining them over the scenes of placing a coffee order, the amusing look of the barista on the cash counter, and Cassie’s of course!]
Cassie, trying to help him navigate the complexities of oat milk and caramel drizzle, suggests he start with something simple. But Frederick, ever the gentleman, insists on ordering something “appropriate for the occasion.” What does he end up with? A ridiculously complicated drink that sounds more like a dessert than a coffee.
The barista, clearly amused, asks for his name to put on the cup. Frederick, with all the gravitas of someone announcing a royal decree, replies, “Frederick J. Fitzwilliam, Esquire.” Cassie’s mortification is palpable, but you can’t help but laugh at Frederick’s earnestness.
This scene is a perfect example of what makes the book so delightful. It’s not just about the humor (though it’s laugh-out-loud funny); it’s about the way Frederick’s old-world charm clashes with modern life, creating moments that are both awkward and endearing.
The Emotional Resonance: Why This Book Felt Like Home
At its core, My Roommate is a Vampire is a story about connection. It’s about finding someone who sees you for who you are, flaws and all, and loves you anyway. Cassie’s struggles with self-doubt and her determination to make it as an artist resonated deeply with me. And Frederick’s journey of rediscovering his humanity (figuratively speaking) is a poignant reminder that it’s never too late to change, to grow, and to love.
There’s a moment in the book where Cassie thinks, “Maybe home isn’t a place. Maybe it’s a person.” That line hit me like a ton of bricks. Because isn’t that what we’re all searching for? A place — or a person — where we can be ourselves, completely and unapologetically.
Cassie’s character is so relatable because she’s not perfect. She’s messy, she’s insecure, and she’s constantly questioning whether she’s good enough. As someone who’s also struggled with self-doubt, her journey felt like a mirror to my own. Watching her grow, not just as an artist but as a person, was incredibly inspiring. It’s a reminder that we’re all works in progress, and that’s okay.
Frederick, on the other hand, is a character who’s lived for centuries but has never truly lived. His journey is about rediscovering what it means to be human — to feel, to love, and to be vulnerable. There’s a heartbreaking moment where he confesses to Cassie, “I’ve spent so long hiding from the world that I forgot what it felt like to be a part of it.” It’s a line that stayed with me long after I finished the book, a reminder that love has the power to bring even the most broken parts of us back to life.
What makes their relationship so special is the way they complement each other. Cassie brings light and laughter into Frederick’s life, while Frederick provides a sense of stability and understanding that Cassie has always craved. Together, they create a safe space where they can both be their true selves.
And then there’s the idea of home. Throughout the book, Cassie grapples with the concept of belonging. She’s always felt like an outsider, never quite fitting in anywhere. But with Frederick, she finds a sense of home that she’s never experienced before. It’s not about the brownstone they share or the city they live in; it’s about the connection they’ve built, the way they’ve become each other’s anchor in a chaotic world.
This book is a celebration of love in all its forms — romantic love, self-love, and the love that comes from finding your people. It’s a reminder that home isn’t a place; it’s a feeling. It’s the warmth of someone’s smile, the comfort of their presence, and the knowledge that, no matter what, you’re not alone.
The Humor: Laugh-Out-Loud Moments
One of the things I loved most about this book is its humor. From Cassie’s sarcastic inner monologue to Frederick’s hilariously outdated references, the banter between these two is pure gold. The coffee scene is just one example of the comedic brilliance that runs throughout the book.
But even amidst the laughs, there’s a warmth and sincerity that makes the story feel grounded. It’s the kind of book that will make you snort with laughter one moment and swoon the next.
Quotes That Left Me Breathless
Here are a few lines from the book that I’ll carry with me forever:
- “I may have lived for centuries, but I’ve never truly lived until I met you.”
- “You’re not just my roommate, Cassie. You’re my light in the darkness.”
- “Love isn’t about finding someone perfect. It’s about finding someone who makes your imperfections feel perfect.”
Each of these moments felt like a punch to the heart, in the best possible way.
Why You Should Read This Book
If you’re looking for a story that’s equal parts funny, romantic, and heartfelt, My Roommate is a Vampire is it. It’s a celebration of love, connection, and the idea that home isn’t a place — it’s a person.
So, grab a copy, curl up with a blanket, and prepare to fall in love. Because this book? It’s not just a story. It’s an experience. And trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
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Final Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (and a fang-tastic bonus star)
Recommended For: Anyone who’s ever dreamed of finding love in the most unexpected places — or just wants to laugh their way through a vampire rom-com.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here rereading all of Frederick’s scenes and pretending my roommate is a vampire.
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